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It's Fashion Hot Dog's Hot Hot Hot Summer Mall Shopping Guide! Follow these simple steps for the chic-est mall shopping experience.

Step 1: Survey the ceiling and sides of the mall

Step 1: Survey the ceiling and sides of the mall

Step 2: Get a good look at the floor of the mall, ensuring the mall is closed. Then leave and have two-dollar happy hour drinks at the Bahama Breeze across the parking lot. You're done! So chic!

Step 2: Get a good look at the floor of the mall, ensuring the mall is closed. Then leave and have two-dollar happy hour drinks at the Bahama Breeze across the parking lot. You're done! So chic!

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